I Have Nothing to Offer

Expectation is the root of all heartache.

William Shakespeare (via eastkids)

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anacondom:

pizzaforpresident:

This video was super entertaining for some reason

i couldnt turn it off

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toyghost:

I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED

I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE

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yongmuney:

i cant wait until the sun engulfs the earth in 4.5 billion years

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lindsaylohomo:

sir please stop feeding the teddy bears, they’re already stuffed

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wanktissue:

i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”

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brigantes:

girls on their periods

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calliopeisababe:

probably but tell me more

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computer:
whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me:
shh it's ok

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matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

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dianerishey:

aow

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msjewbooty:

pass me the glue and the macaroni. this surgery is taking a turn for the worst

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